tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5754172243532403596.post2479158240881698065..comments2010-01-25T09:35:23.613-06:00Josh Mortonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08252896721922279980noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5754172243532403596.post-70532138123117123892008-07-10T10:38:00.000-05:002008-07-10T10:38:00.000-05:00It has been overheard recently in certain circles that I may be unable to contain myself when it comes to eating fried egg sandwiches. I have heard that I eat up to 3 or 4 a day in some cases.<BR/><BR/>I completely understand how some people might believe this information. If I was told this information about someone else I may be inclined to believe it as well if I wasn't presented with evidence to the contrary.<BR/><BR/>Make no mistake I take this very seriously and hope that you will believe me when I tell you I am way over the whole fried egg sandwich phase. I haven't had one for weeks. I have brought my grocery and all food related receipts in order to show I have not even purchased eggs recently. There will be a panel of my closest colleagues available that will be happy to answer any questions and attest to the validity of my claims here.<BR/><BR/>When put under scrutiny the only evidence presented that I have been over indulging in fried egg sandwiches is the word of a jilted ex lover. She always called me fat and in fact was the one who MADE me the fried egg sandwiches when I was eating them in the past. I believe that she may have an axe to grind due to the fact I no longer date her or eat her friend egg sandwiches.<BR/><BR/>I promise to stay alert for any developments with this situation and will take quick action to inform you of any updates.<BR/><BR/>Thank you.lukehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01839753611640675403noreply@blogger.com